The World Around You

Dr. Jackson has a particularly disturbing mental image for everyone this morning. He sees the recent boom business in everyday people posing nude for calendars to raise money as an opportunity for the State of Alabama to solve its financial troubles,

Considering the financial condition our state is in, calendars might be a way to generate some revenue. How about “The Girls (or Guys) from Goat Hill?” Or maybe “Senators Stripped” or “Bureaucrats in the Buff” (noooooo — poke my mind’s eye out with a stick).

Some of the folks who worked to defeat Amendment One might want to help ease the crisis. “ALFA in the Altogether” or maybe “Christian Coalition Cheesecake.” All proceeds would go to the agency of their choosing. (The Christian Coalition would probably give its share to the Roy Moore defense fund, but even that would save the state a bundle of money.)

These calendars could become the new school fund-raisers, replacing candy peddling and magazine sales. Think I’ll ask my wife if she and her buddies would pose for “The Women of PTO” or “Soccer Moms Without their Shimmies.” I’d be the photographer for free.

Anything to help.