Governor Riley had to know he was going to bring some good-spirited needling on the state when he asked citizens in a proclamation to pray for rain. One of the news satire sites has published the following: Alabama Governor Riley Asks Citizens to Curse Drought - U.S. - Avant News

“With this new proclamation, the governor is stepping it up a notch. He hopes, through the Curse Drought campaign, to make the heavenly Father feel so shamed and remorseful about having inflicted this pestilential drought upon Alabama in the first place that He’ll let up some and shift a load of cumulonimbus clouds down from the northwest, where they’re apparently right waterlogged.”

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